Jupiter Ascending SCRIPT PREVIEW

Why have I done this?

So. Why.

WHY.

Have I written a 5000 word script about the Wachowski’s worst movie?

It’s not to make fun of Mila Kunis non-acting, although rest assured, fun is made.

Or Sean Bean cashing a big cheque for what is, even for him, an epicly lazy performance.

Or the brown sludge CGI that is 78% of the screentime.

It’s because watching Jupiter Ascending for the first time since 2015, I realised it does something great.

Something that unlocks the entire philosophy of the Wachowskis.

Jupiter Awcending is hilarious garbage.

But it’s Red pilled.

Channel members can now read the SCRIPT PREVIEW. Members get to see the “gloves off” versions, as the videos often have to be toned down. Comments if you have them on the Gdoc

LINK TO THE GOOGLE DOC AFTER THE PAYWALL